Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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