i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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