I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
