Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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