fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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