sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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