FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
