I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Text me some of your sweat
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Randomize
