i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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