if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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