Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize