I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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