just tell him i said nine months
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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