im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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