Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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