if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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