porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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