Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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