just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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