i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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