I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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