3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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