I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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