Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
And then he peed in my hair
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