Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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