Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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