Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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