So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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