I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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