the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
What drink are we having for lunch?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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