If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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