real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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