A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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