How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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