Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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