Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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