Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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