if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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