the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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