where am i from again
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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