yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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