I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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