Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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