Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
