Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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