just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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