OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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