i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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