Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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