Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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