Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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