I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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