we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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