where am i from again
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
The ass gains better be worth it
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