Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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