Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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