We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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