doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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