you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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