i don't like sucking hair
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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