I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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