he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
